Sesuatu yg selalu gw buat klo lagi stuck. Ada aja hal2 jahat, lucu or worst: norak yg bisa gw tulis. here's one of my tacky note I create for the last half hour:
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The Diffrence between Edward Cullen and a normal guy.
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When you go to dinner, a normal guy will starring at the beautiful waitress,
When you go to dinner, Edward Cullen don’t even bother to look at another girl because he sees only you.
When a normal guy say ‘Your hair looks like a haystack…take a brush’,
Edward Cullen will say ‘Your hair looks like a haystack… but I like it’
When a normal guy say ‘You’are beautiful’,
Edward Cullen will say ‘You will always be the most beautiful thing in my world.’
When a normal guy think you’re pretty,
Edward Cullen will think that’s practically an insult, because you’re much more than beautiful.
When a normal guy say ‘I love you’,
Edward Cullen will say ‘You are my life’
When you leaves, a normal guy will say 'see you',
When you leaves, Edward Cullen will say ‘comeback to me soon’
When a normal guy leaves, he will say 'I'll be righ back',
When Edward Cullen leaves he will say ‘I’ll be back so soon you won't have time to miss me. Look after my heart I've left it with you'
Normal guy may play Clair de Lune for you and say 'It's for you',
But Edward Cullen will make his own arrangement and say ‘You inspired this one’
When a normal guy say 'hurry up dear',
Edward Cullen will said 'don’t take too long Mrs. Cullen'
When a normal guy say ‘I know you love me like I love you’,
Edward Cullen will say ‘You love me more than I deserve’
When you're apart, a normal guy will say 'I miss you',
When you're apart Edward Cullen will say 'you took a part of my heart with you'
When a normal guy leaves, he left you his things,
When Edward Cullen leaves he left everything that was inside him here with you
When a normal guy comeback after he's leaving you, he'll say 'I want to go back with you',
When Edward Cullen comeback after he's leaving you he’ll say 'I'll never forgive myself for leaving you. Not if I live a hundred thousand years.'
A normal guy living his life with or without you,
Edward Cullen can’t even live in a world where you don't exist.
When you’re die, a normal guy will find another woman,
When you’re die Edward Cullen will go to Italy and prepare his suicide because he can’t live in the world where you don't exist.
For a normal guy bachelor parties are design to celebrate the last day as a single man,
For Edward Cullen bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. he couldn’t be more eager to have mine behind him
When a normal guy say 'I have a cold feet but I'll be fine',
Edward Cullen will say 'I've been waiting a century to marry you'
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AND THAT’S WHY EDWARD CULLEN RUINS MY LIFE!!!!
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Addition :
When a normal guy say 'take off your shirt'
Edward Cullen will say 'Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?'
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Inspired by in http://twilightindo.ning.com/blog
Oh my GOD, what was I thinking.....
HOEKK...I think im going to vomit
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